A friend sent this poem to me. It's about how someone would like to spend his next life. I personally loved it. So creative and the idea is extraordinarily backward hahaha!
I'm sharing this to you in the light that you might find it cool or ridiculous. But it all depends on how you look at life. Your very own perspective.
While re-reading this, I asked myself when was the last time I made a poem? Ahhh, those college days... Now I can hardly make a line. Where have all my creative juices gone? Anyway, I'll try to make one and post it here on my blog. But the problem is, one main ingredient for me to do poetry is still missing - INSPIRATION. Urgh!!! shut up!! That's going to be another blog entry.
aryt, here's the poem.
MY NEXT LIFE
By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Now try answering the blog title...